Knocked Up.

So me and prince charming have been arguing. Not just any arguing either; we're talking death con level 4 type stuff. ( i.e hang ups, cursing, assumptions, break-up threats, and loads of crying 'on my part of course' . ) Needless to say I've been sporting blood shot puffy eyes &; the ever familiar clogged nose. Well unfortunately on the night where i decided i wasn't goin to stay in my respective home and wait for a phone call, i ventured out to a baby shower. ( now i know a baby shower isnt the greatest place for a beyonce inspired freak'em dress moment either way i had to do something. ) Being the forgetful and slightly depressed corpse i've been lately i fell asleep in my contacts. When i woke up &; looked at myself in the mirror I saw it. That horrible pinky blood shot eye its like death only less severe. &; now he wants to go and make things all better and see me, it's not even like i can get all hot and make him feel like a dumb ass for arguing with someone so gorgeous. Nope cant even do that instead BAM in your face ugly contact hating pinky eye. Bad for business man very bad for business. It's not even like foundation will hide it its just there. Every time I look at it i think of the movie Knocked Up when the one guy farted on the other guys pillow and give him pink eye. That's like me minus the fart &; insert the contact lense.