For my whole life; which hasn't been that long, I've been called chipmunk or something to that effect. What might you ask has set me of on this torrent of raw emotion?, Well i just looked at a picture of myself and my face is actually FAT. Don't get me wrong i haven't been in denial thinking I had a Zoolander mug going on or anything, but i had no idea my cheeks protruded the way they do, swear to bob all mighty i could play Theodore . I mean seriously ; when I met my bestfriend Nicolle for the first time i think the first thing she did was pinch my cheeks . *f.y.i : aside from the complete disregard for personal space we have remained close: haha love you nicolle * I for one had no idea the case was that bad, I really do look as if im storing food inside my mouth for later. It's like a never ending buffet resides in my mouth only no food just fat ...ughhhh ! Talk about a killjoy. Who wants to go around everywhere and get there cheeks pinched by 80 year old ladies. Personally i'd opt for some form of chinese torture. Nevertheless just some food for thought, because my mind is racked full of completely meaningless yet genius thoughts .
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