She's my BEST friend lmao.

so here's this conversation that took place today between me and my somehow related being in laws through boyfriends best friend ") *see alvin post for another reference to our friendship*


Her: lol so u still goins to dennis's?
I: doubtful and hes all pissy about it and im mad at him for not bein more understanding and be a spoiled brat baby man
Her: lmfaooo yo u stupid!
Her: i understand both parts cuz wen im really look forward to seein jon nd shit doesnt go as planned i get mad
I: yea buh see he doesnt care that im all pissy about it to so hes all selfish about his pissiness and becomes a dick to me so screw it i can be jus as pissy all by myself!
Her: oh i see he probably thinks u dont care
I: yea he does i know he does because he never lets me get a word in edge wise cus hes a spoild baby man who throws a hissy fit when i dont give him wht he wants sheesh
Her: lmaoo wow sounds lik me!
I: lols great way to be nicolle-e-0
Her: lol forreal yo i dont mean to b lik dat but once i dont get wat i want dats how i b ; lik yesterday me nd jon were suppose to go out but he had to get an alarm in his car nd they didint start till lik 3 nd finshed at 6 but i didnt kno dat we were still gonna chill so i was all mad
I: ur a baby woman u prolly hold ur breath untill he says yes
I: lols
Her: lmaoo yupp
Her: jus lik now man he takin for ever to come over ; den i be in a bad mood wen he comes man
I: ehh stop bitchin ( im so unsypathic )
I: lols
Her: no! lol
I: when he comes u shld love up on him !
I: lols
I: love for those who cant
I: i.e me
Her: nope ima jus say wassuppp nd dats it! lol
I: lols well u shld do it like the old commercial and be like WASSSSSSSS UPPP!! and stick ur tounge out like the whole shabang !
Her: lmaoo no den he gonna b lik wtfff nd jus walk rite out da door lol
I: lols yoo on friday my friend was like across the street and ive known him my whole life so he completely accepts the fact that ima dunce
I: so i decided to start my day of silly jus to lighten my mood
I: well anyways i see him and i start slow mo running towards him baywatch style like im gonna save his life
Her: lmaoo
I: and wldnt u kno the son of a bitch did it right back
I: lmao
I: i LOVE my friends
Her: lmaoo haha me nd ma friend jessy would do something lik dat we b so silly she was takin me home one dayy nd she kepy beepin at these random ppl so we were passin this park nd we saw this boy runnin but he looked lik he was boxin da air so she beeped nd we was lik ayooo rockyyyy! lol u had to b dere
I: LMAO
I: na wen i was with my ex we used to *mess with our friends when we drove around and saw them we'd creep up on them and honk and be like ayo sexxxy u down fo' a three some
I: haha we were perverted jus not towards eachother which is why it didnt last
I: lmao
Her: lmaoo
I: i entertain myself when i get the sillies
Her: i got ma bro feedin me chips cuz i dont wanna dirty ma hands haha
I: your such an assie i want chips!
Her: lmaooo ill ups some ( when i read this i was actually like ups? im dumb)
I: woot woot * does the happy dance*
Her: lmfaooo

needless to say our friendship is rooted in acceptence ")
* was placed to omit my potty mouth