it all started with a candy cane

I been studyinq for like 4 or 5 hoursz striaght & I qet calld dwn for dinner so its me my mom & my sinnacle step father.. Lmao! I'm lauqhin cusz I'm mawlinq over wht jusz happened .. Lmao! Newaysz my mom is done eatinq & eatsz a candy cane & saysz this is the most deliishious thinq ever she then turnsz to my step dad & asksz u wnt.? & he goes sure ..*now before I qo any further my mother has ocd. ! & my s.p lovesz too use it against her* so yea she was eatinq it ina particular way & when he took it he bit it riqht from the wrapper & she screamd .. Lmao! Like a hiqh pitch shrill newaysz. So she decides to give him directionsz as to how to (incorrectly) buh in her eyes correctly eat a candy cane..here are her stepsz

1) break of a small piece alonq with the paper & eat that piece

2) take a sip of water

Step two is where the dilemma presented itself everyone knowsz when ur in philly u say W00der ..well she said WAtER lolsz he went off she went into spellin & he did to sayinq W 0 0 D E R! He was lik so wat about wall do u pronounce it WAALE she said in boston they do.. This argument ended with his stinky socksz beinq thrown in her face & her throwinq them back ..

Aren't my pet parentsz adorable